Just a quick update in case you weren't quite sure about my first ever blog. If you watched American Idol tonight, I don't think many words need to be said to affirm last night's thoughts. You can probably just stop reading now unless you still don't believe me.
I have no idea how or why I began disliking Billy Ray Jr. but tonight sealed the deal for me after that whack job performance. At one point I thought her hair extensions were going to fall out while her convulsion/head banging set was going on. Seriously? I thought I was watching a remake of a Guns 'N Roses power ballad rock video. November Rain anyone? If you didn't see it, maybe you can find it on Youtube or something shortly. It was an average sound at best. This confirms that anybody with an average voice can get a #1 hit with the right people behind them. If Billy Ray was my dad, I would probably have a pretty good shot at getting on the Disney Channel or wherever they found this gem. I would also probably be able to afford a pretty good background crew that could make my voice sound like a deep version of Michael Buble' and make all the teeny boppers fall in love.
I stand by my concern for picking this person to assist with the Billboard #1 night. Please, American Idol, you can do better than this. I'm pretty sure after Miley's performance, if she were in the voting she'd be thrown to reject island and we'd be seeing her interview on Letterman next Monday singing with that miniature version of me as they cut to commercial break. Probably about right where she belongs.
Things are looking up for next week though as I'm told Usher will be assisting for R&B week. Maybe Ludacris will make an appearance! Ursher got the voice to make my booty go.....
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